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Dr Dave's Geese Sighting Thread: Last BBS Ed.

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4/28/16 (I think)

Geese sighted on golf course.
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4/30/16

Heard geese honking in the vicinity of my house.

My mother remarked "You're friends are here to visit you!"
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She should have said "fiends"!
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She should have, yes.

Special GEESE sighting report!

5/2/16

Geese sighted at local rhododendron garden! This included BABY GEESE. I always assume they came out fully formed, but alas not.

The baby geese were cute, too bad they grow up to be BAD NEWS.
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GOOSE ATTACKS 5 YEAR OLD GIRL IN TEXAS!!

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Let's take a photo instead of helping the child!
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The photographer is probably a goose sympathizer :x
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5/6/16

Multiple geese sighted at local park. Some near the picnick bench that my VERY OWN mother and I had lunch at.

Another group in a different location, a woman was shooting them with a camera. Why could she not be shooting them with a gun?!
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Maybe she was capturing their souls with the camera.
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Or she could shoot them with cordon-bleu bullets and bake at 350.
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5/9/16

Geese sighted at local park.
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5/9/16

Geese at local golf course.

5/10/16

Geese sighted at local park. One patch of grass was damaged by the geese! They have no respect for our green spaces, only eating and taking a dump at parks, on walkways.
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Lake Oswego goose is a honking social media star.

PRO GOOSE MEDIA AND PRO GOOSE INDIVIDUAL!

The goose is nobodies pet, it's just biding it's time.
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It's funny how the bees are disappearing but the geese are increasing...
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Fucking cows kept mooing late into the night. But they're not geese.
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5/16/16

Various geese sited at Rhododendron Garden, including baby geese.
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5/21/16

Lone goose sighted in grassy area behind apartment complex of elders.
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A squadron of Canadian Geese just flew over the house! (there's a wild waterfowl refuge down the road and they hang out there sometimes for the free food)
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Free food...and brainwashing by the CANADIAN AIRFORCE GOOSE DIVISION?
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